MOSCOW – An all-female religious sect believe that Vladmir Putin is the reincarnation of St. Paul the Apostle.

MOSCOW – A Russian probe found living beings on Venus!

MOSCOW – Russia has built the first Alien Defense System to deal with the alien attack projected to happen this November.

MOSCOW – The Russians and the Chinese have built a space bunker – a new space station – in case the alien attack destroys Earth.

HOLLYWOOD – Osama Bin Laden is set to make a cameo appearance in the The Hangover 2!

ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA – Vladmir Putin launched his world tour – as a singer – last night!

MOSCOW – Last night there were mysterious floating red lights over Moscow.

ST. PETERSBURG – Russian industrial company, Rusabala, is manufacturing flying saucers.

MIAMI – Sexy Russian spies boldly paraded through Miami in their red bikinis. The FBI is hot on their tail.

Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.