BREASTFEEDING ARREST NEAR GINGRICH HOME
McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.
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IS THERE REALLY A SANTA CLAUS?
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Parents can help a psychologist prove whether Santa Claus really exists by not buying presents for their kids this year!
MANHATTAN EARTHQUAKE
NEW YORK CITY – An earthquake hit Manhattan this afternoon. Donald Trump’s hair didn’t move.
BLUE UFO OVER BOSTON
BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!
BLUE UFO OVER VIRGINIA
CENTERVILLE, VA – A blue UFO was confirmed over Virginia last night!
FATE OF TITANIC’S TREASURES
NORFOLK, VA – A federal judge is attempting to preserve the largest collection of artifacts excavated from the Titanic remains, and one key person is on her side.
GOP GATHERS TO SUMMON NEXT LEADER
SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.
BAT BOY REGISTERS TO VOTE IN 48 STATES
AUSTIN, TX – On the campus of The University of Texas yesterday afternoon, Bat Boy registered to vote in the Lone Star State.
This marked the forty-eighth state in which the half-bat, half-boy national icon successfully registered to help the nation decide the next US President.
