VIENNA – Sales of wine and schnapps with Adolf Hitler on the label are increasing all over Austria.
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INTERNATIONAL SEX SCHOOL OPENS
VIENNA – The world’s first international sex school has opened and is accepting applicants.
RUSSIA SWAPS PUTIN FOR PALIN
AUSTRIA – In a secret swap on the tarmac of the Vienna airport, Russia and the United States returned their respective spies: Vladmir Putin and Sarah Palin.
Austrians Find Spaceship Repair Manual
Austrians claim to have found a UFO repair manual that will help them master intergalactic flight by 2012!