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NEW 10 COMMANDMENTS THEORY
Rome – The 10 Commandments – regarded as holy by millions of Christians and Jews around the world – were written by Satan, not God!
VATICAN HOSTS ALIEN CONFERENCE
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican hosted a five-day conference to discuss the possibility of alien life!
GOOGLE FINDS HEAVEN
BROOKLYN, NY – Google Earth has found the entrance to Heaven, and it’s in Brooklyn.
OUTER SPACE MISSIONARIES
VATICAN CITY – Two dozen Roman Catholic priests have completed a top-secret program preparing them to serve as missionaries – to outer space!
THE POPE CELEBRATES EARTH DAY
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican announced this morning that the Pope received an angelic visit confirming that today, April 22nd, is in fact the anniversary of the creation of Earth.
NIKE SIGNS GOD AS SPOKESMAN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.
100 YARD TOUCHDOWN MIRACLE
TAMPA, FL – Divine intervention is believed to have brought Super Bowl victory to the Pittsburgh Steelers last night.
Pope OKs Alien Priest
Pope Benedict XVI has named an alien to minister a parish in the southwestern United States
Monkey-Angelo Artistic Genius Uncovered
“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”
