NIKE SIGNS GOD AS SPOKESMAN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.
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100 YARD TOUCHDOWN MIRACLE
TAMPA, FL – Divine intervention is believed to have brought Super Bowl victory to the Pittsburgh Steelers last night.
Pope OKs Alien Priest
Pope Benedict XVI has named an alien to minister a parish in the southwestern United States
Monkey-Angelo Artistic Genius Uncovered
“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”
