2011: RECORD YEAR FOR SOULS SOLD TO DEVIL
According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.
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POPE TO ATTEND BRONCOS-PATRIOTS GAME!
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.
ITALIANS FLEE ROME!
ROME – Thousands of Romans are fleeing in fear of a devastating earthquake forecast for May 11th.
EXORCISM REALITY SHOW
HOLLYWOOD – The Discovery Channel is teaming up with the Vatican to create an exorcism reality show.
POPE SIGNS WITH THE ANGELS
LOS ANGELES – Pitcher Pope Benedict XVI has signed with the Los Angeles Angels for the remainder of the 2010 Major League Baseball season.
NEW 10 COMMANDMENTS THEORY
Rome – The 10 Commandments – regarded as holy by millions of Christians and Jews around the world – were written by Satan, not God!
VATICAN HOSTS ALIEN CONFERENCE
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican hosted a five-day conference to discuss the possibility of alien life!
GOOGLE FINDS HEAVEN
BROOKLYN, NY – Google Earth has found the entrance to Heaven, and it’s in Brooklyn.
OUTER SPACE MISSIONARIES
VATICAN CITY – Two dozen Roman Catholic priests have completed a top-secret program preparing them to serve as missionaries – to outer space!
THE POPE CELEBRATES EARTH DAY
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican announced this morning that the Pope received an angelic visit confirming that today, April 22nd, is in fact the anniversary of the creation of Earth.
