According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.

ROME – Thousands of Romans are fleeing in fear of a devastating earthquake forecast for May 11th.

HOLLYWOOD – The Discovery Channel is teaming up with the Vatican to create an exorcism reality show.

LOS ANGELES – Pitcher Pope Benedict XVI has signed with the Los Angeles Angels for the remainder of the 2010 Major League Baseball season.

Rome – The 10 Commandments – regarded as holy by millions of Christians and Jews around the world – were written by Satan, not God!

VATICAN CITY – The Vatican hosted a five-day conference to discuss the possibility of alien life!

BROOKLYN, NY – Google Earth has found the entrance to Heaven, and it’s in Brooklyn.

VATICAN CITY – Two dozen Roman Catholic priests have completed a top-secret program preparing them to serve as missionaries – to outer space!

VATICAN CITY – The Vatican announced this morning that the Pope received an angelic visit confirming that today, April 22nd, is in fact the anniversary of the creation of Earth.