Rome – The 10 Commandments – regarded as holy by millions of Christians and Jews around the world – were written by Satan, not God!

VATICAN CITY – The Vatican hosted a five-day conference to discuss the possibility of alien life!

BROOKLYN, NY – Google Earth has found the entrance to Heaven, and it’s in Brooklyn.

VATICAN CITY – Two dozen Roman Catholic priests have completed a top-secret program preparing them to serve as missionaries – to outer space!

VATICAN CITY – The Vatican announced this morning that the Pope received an angelic visit confirming that today, April 22nd, is in fact the anniversary of the creation of Earth.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.

TAMPA, FL – Divine intervention is believed to have brought Super Bowl victory to the Pittsburgh Steelers last night.

Pope Benedict XVI has named an alien to minister a parish in the southwestern United States

“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”