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KATE BECKINSALE STUCK AS ZOMBIE
LOS ANGELES, CA – Horror movie actress Kate Beckinsale applied zombie make-up to her face six weeks ago and hasn’t been able to remove it!
EXTREME MAKEOVER: MANIGATOR EDITION
HOMESTEAD, FL – “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” was gracious enough to feature Manigator on last week’s episode. In usual form, Manigator was not gracious in return.
BAT BOY LINES UP TO MEET ‘TWILIGHT’ STAR
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.
EU Urges Integration of Vampires
The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.
The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.
Undead Demand Health Insurance
The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win
Dwarf Vampires
Seattle emergency room physicians been dealing with a rash of patients suffering from strange ankle bites
Giant Vampire Bat Bites Miner’s Butt
A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!
