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LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
Residents of Chicago are dealing with a vampire infestation!
President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.
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NOVOSIBIRSK – A vampire has been killing millions of goats in Russia.
MONTERREY – A vampire woman is on the loose in Mexico.
LIMA – Rabid vampire bats are swarming over Lima!
Bella may prefer Edward to Jacob, but when it comes to Kristen Stewart, she’s Team Alien all the way.
VENICE – An archaeologist excavating mass graves of plague victims in Venice has discovered the skull of an alleged vampire!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sophia Loren was summoned to present at the 81st Academy Awards last night, but many of the younger actresses were warned to stay away.