Posted on 11 March 2009
Tags: black plague, italy, vampire, vampire skeleton, vampire skeleton italy, vampire skull, vampires, venetian plague, venice
VENICE – An archaeologist excavating mass graves of plague victims in Venice has discovered the skull of an alleged vampire!
Posted on 23 February 2009
Tags: academy award winners 2009, academy awards best dressed, angelina jolie oscars, anne hathaway, best actress, countess bathory, dracula, elizabeth bathory, halle berry, kate winslet, kate winslet acceptance speech, marion cotillard, nicole kidman, oscar fashions, oscar gowns, oscar highlights, oscar moments, oscar photos, oscar pictures, oscar ratings, oscar results 2008, oscar reviews, oscar speeches, oscar video clips, oscar winners, oscars best dressed, shirley maclaine, sophia loren, sophia loren 2009 oscars, sophia loren academy awards, sophia loren oscar, sophia loren oscars, sophia loren oscars 2009, sophia loren undead, vampire, vampires, who won the oscars, worst dressed oscars 2009, youtube oscars
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sophia Loren was summoned to present at the 81st Academy Awards last night, but many of the younger actresses were warned to stay away.
Posted on 23 January 2009
Tags: kate beckinsale, kate beckinsale oscar, kate beckinsale zombie, katebeckinsale, underworld, underworld 4, underworld 4: there are zombies too, underworld: rise of the lycans, vampires, werewolves, zombies
LOS ANGELES, CA – Horror movie actress Kate Beckinsale applied zombie make-up to her face six weeks ago and hasn’t been able to remove it!
Posted on 14 November 2008
Tags: booby trap, emhe, everglades national park, extreme makeover home edition, fangs, florida, freak of nature, gentlemen's club, homestead, manigator, miami, swamps, ty pennington, typennington, vampire family, vampires
HOMESTEAD, FL – “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” was gracious enough to feature Manigator on last week’s episode. In usual form, Manigator was not gracious in return.
Posted on 13 November 2008
Tags: a&w, a&w root beer float, actor, Bat Boy, batboy, king of prussia mall, mosquitoes, old navy, pennsylvania, philadelphia, robert pattinson, robertpattinson, twilight, twilight book, twilight line, twilight meet and greet, twilight mob, twilight movie, twilight signing, vampire, vampires
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.
Posted on 03 October 2008
Tags: belgium, blood, brussels, cape, crosses, europe, european union, immortals, minorities, poetry reading, stereotypes, vampire community, vampire rights, vampires, wilhelm the conqueror
The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.
The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.
Posted on 01 October 2008
Tags: big washington, congress, democrat, democratic, garlic, government, health insurance, holy water, president, president bush, republicans, senator mccain, senator obama, undead, undead health insurance, undead insurance, vampire spokesman, vampires, washington d.c., werewolves
The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win
Posted on 22 September 2008
Tags: coffins, dwarf, dwarf vampire, mini-vampire, seattle, vampire, vampires, wodden stakes
Seattle emergency room physicians been dealing with a rash of patients suffering from strange ankle bites
Posted on 12 September 2008
Tags: bat, blood, coal mine, coal miner, doctor, giant bat, hospital, miner, undead, vampire, vampire bat, vampires, venez
A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!