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THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
VAMPIRES ON THE LOOSE IN CHICAGO
Residents of Chicago are dealing with a vampire infestation!
ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE
President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.
VALENTINES SPECIAL! 4 E-BOOKS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
Four tell-all e-books for the price of one!
VAMPIRE KILLS RUSSIAN LIVESTOCK
NOVOSIBIRSK – A vampire has been killing millions of goats in Russia.
VAMPIRE WOMAN
MONTERREY – A vampire woman is on the loose in Mexico.
VAMPIRE BATS ATTACK PERU!
LIMA – Rabid vampire bats are swarming over Lima!
KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY TEAM ALIEN
Bella may prefer Edward to Jacob, but when it comes to Kristen Stewart, she’s Team Alien all the way.
VAMPIRE SKULL FOUND
VENICE – An archaeologist excavating mass graves of plague victims in Venice has discovered the skull of an alleged vampire!
SOPHIA LOREN UNDEAD?
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sophia Loren was summoned to present at the 81st Academy Awards last night, but many of the younger actresses were warned to stay away.
