NOVOSIBIRSK – A vampire has been killing millions of goats in Russia.

MONTERREY – A vampire woman is on the loose in Mexico.

A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.

VENICE – An archaeologist excavating mass graves of plague victims in Venice has discovered the skull of an alleged vampire!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Sophia Loren was summoned to present at the 81st Academy Awards last night, but many of the younger actresses were warned to stay away.

WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. Holding a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.

Seattle emergency room physicians been dealing with a rash of patients suffering from strange ankle bites

A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!