LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber has made his last record. He wants out of the music business and will only focus on film, TV and perfume from now on.
VANCOUVER – Scientists have successfully cloned Justin Beiber. They plan to form the world’s greatest boy band!
BRITISH COLUMBIA – Teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber, gave a 12-year-old a beat down during a game of laser tag on Friday night!
ORLANDO – Justin Bieber, taking estrogen pills to avoid puberty, now has breasts!
PORTLAND, OR – Justin Beaver, the beaver born with the face of Justin Beiber, was found today in a stream bed outside Portland.