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U.S. LAUNCHES INTERNET WAR

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WASHINGTON – U.S. lawmakers have reportedly authorized the army to begin “kinetic military actions” – to take place on the Internet.

OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”

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WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

SUPER VOLCANO!

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YELLOWSTONE PARK, WY – Scientists announced that a super volcano exists underneath Yellowstone National Park.

BLUE UFO OVER VIRGINIA

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CENTERVILLE, VA – A blue UFO was confirmed over Virginia last night!

Bat Boy Gets Passport

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Weekly World News investigative reporters have discovered that the U.S. government has issued Bat Boy a passport for international travel!

Reactions from politicians has been mixed.