WASHINGTON – U.S. lawmakers have reportedly authorized the army to begin “kinetic military actions” – to take place on the Internet.

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

YELLOWSTONE PARK, WY – Scientists announced that a super volcano exists underneath Yellowstone National Park.

CENTERVILLE, VA – A blue UFO was confirmed over Virginia last night!

Weekly World News investigative reporters have discovered that the U.S. government has issued Bat Boy a passport for international travel!

Reactions from politicians has been mixed.