To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China.
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Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.
MEXICO CITY – Americans, in the hundreds of thousands, are crossing the border into Mexico -looking for work.
WASHINGTON – U.S. to develop giant reflective cones to keep the sun up 24/7.
WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.
WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
CAIRO, Egypt – Scientists plan to resurrect King Tutankhamen to lead Egypt out of oppression.
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!
TUSCON, AZ- Mexican drug cartels must resort to primitive tactics to get drugs across the US border.