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OBAMA WILL SEEK THIRD TERM
President Obama is beginning the process to amend the Constitution to allow him to run for a third term.
END OF THE WORLD BALL TO DROP IN TIMES SQUARE
New York City will drop the End Of The World Ball on December 21st, 2012!
SAVE YOURSELF: GET ON THE DOOMSDAY MOTHERSHIP
Aliens are looking for people who want to leave Earth when the world ends on 12.21.12.
CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON
To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China.
BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS
Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.
AMERICANS HEAD TO MEXICO FOR JOBS
MEXICO CITY – Americans, in the hundreds of thousands, are crossing the border into Mexico -looking for work.
NEW PUSH TO MAKE MEXICO 51st STATE
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 2011
WASHINGTON, DC – Budget crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
WASHINGTON – U.S. to develop giant reflective cones to keep the sun up 24/7.
EXECUTION DRUG DEPLETED: U.S. TURNS TO STONING
WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.
