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NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
DRONES TARGET RAND PAUL
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 2013
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
BOOK YOUR ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS!
Thousands are lining up for a one-way trip to Mars! Book your flight now! A Dutch company is establishing a human colony on Mars. The non-profit organization,…
WORLD’S FURRIEST CAT!
Colonel Meow is the furriest cat in the world!
ASTRONAUT SEES UFO!
An astronaut at the International Space Station saw a UFO – a spaceship from Planet Gootan!
MEXICO TO BE 51st STATE IN 2014
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.
CHRIS BROWN QUITS MUSIC
Chris Brown has reportedly quit music – for good.
CICADAS ATTACK!
Billions of cicadas are terrorizing the East Coast of the United States.
