At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
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The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
An Iranian scientist has invented a time machine that goes backward and forward in time!
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
Crocodile Dundee, long thought to be dead, was found alive in Los Angeles yesterday.
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.