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The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
Thousands are lining up for a one-way trip to Mars! Book your flight now! A Dutch company is establishing a human colony on Mars. The non-profit organization,…
Colonel Meow is the furriest cat in the world!
An astronaut at the International Space Station saw a UFO – a spaceship from Planet Gootan!
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.
Chris Brown has reportedly quit music – for good.
Billions of cicadas are terrorizing the East Coast of the United States.