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NEW PUSH TO MAKE MEXICO 51st STATE
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
WASHINGTON – U.S. to develop giant reflective cones to keep the sun up 24/7.
EXECUTION DRUG DEPLETED: U.S. TURNS TO STONING
WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.
U.S. ENLISTS 10 YEAR OLDS IN THE ARMY
WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION
WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.
