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GLOBAL COOLING THREATENS EARTH!
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
AHMADINEJAD IS AN IMPOSTER!
An Iranian spokeswoman confirmed last night Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an imposter.
VP JOE BIDEN FALLS FOR NIGERIAN MONEY SCAM
WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.
RED UFO OVER MOSCOW
MOSCOW – Last night there were mysterious floating red lights over Moscow.
WWN NEWS – ALL JETPACKS, ALL THE TIME
GENEVA – The Jetpack story broken here on WWN continues to generate controversy!
U.N. FORMS ALIEN PANEL
NEW YORK – The United Nations has formed a panel to begin peace talks with aliens.
CARLA BRUNI IS IMMORTAL
FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!
KOSOVO NOW OLD ENOUGH TO DATE
GENEVA – A consensus vote at the United Nations today recognized Kosovo’s right to after-hours, unsupervised socialization rights with consenting nations.
ICE QUEEN CINDY MCCAIN
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Reports have emerged claiming that Cindy McCain, wife of Republican Presidential nominee John McCain, will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.
