MEXICO CITY – Americans, in the hundreds of thousands, are crossing the border into Mexico -looking for work.

DETROIT – Out-of-work Americans are signing up in record numbers for a new union, the Union of Unemployed Americans.

With unemployment rates about to hit the highest numbers since the Great Depression, Americans are leaving in droves to find work in one of the few places still hiring: China.

I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!

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