Tag Archive | "undead"

ZOMBIE VERSUS KIDS

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TOKYO – A group of Japanese children are convinced a zombie is attacking their home… so they fight back!

MY BOYFRIEND IS A ZOMBIE

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AMSTERDAM – Accident victim Godfried Lansing was declared dead and lay in a morgue for 48 spine-chilling hours before suddenly bouncing back to life.

DAY OF THE DEAD ZOMBIE ATTACK

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BAJA, MEXICO – Mexican villagers trying to break a dance record on the Day of the Dead were in for an unwelcome surprise.

Undead Demand Health Insurance

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The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win

Amish Use Zombies for Labor

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“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”

Giant Vampire Bat Bites Miner’s Butt

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A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!