Here’s a handy list of five things to keep on the lookout for at the Royal Wedding.

PORT TENNANT SWANSEA, UK – An overly imaginative 20 something thinks that a house looks like Hitler

LONDON – Pamela Anderson spoke to butchers over the weekend, showing off her meat.

LONDON – A new study shows that, in Britain, alcohol use causes more harm than heroin and/or crack.

LONDON – Social media continues to rise in popularity, but it’s taking its toll on the economy!

Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.

LONDON, UK – An egg laid by a Great Elephant Bird in the 17th century has gone on sale for £5,000.