A new site prints out your Twitter feed on rolls of toilet paper.

The site S***ter charges $35 for four rolls of paper printed with 140-word Tweets.

The Tweets appear printed on sheets with about four Tweets per sheet.

Obviously this is fairly tongue in cheek, but we’re reasonably pleased we monetized Twitter in a way that avoided advertising,’ said founder David Gillespie, in an interview with Venturebeat, which found the company.

‘We all have other jobs, though would obviously like to make it a full-time thing. I don’t know where the revenue is, it may very well wind up needing to be funded by brands. I can’t imagine Kleenex putting their name to it.’

The site’s slogan is ‘Social Media has never been so disposable.’

Two hundred million Tweets are posted worldwide every day.

Even Twitter’s own users admit that much of what is posted via the popular microblogging service is not worth reading, according to a survey by Carnegie Mellon in Pittsburgh.

Around 130 million messages a day sent out on Twitter are not worth reading, says a survey of the site’s own users.

Account holders admit only a third of the tweets they receive are of any interest, and the rest are largely forgotten almost immediately.

Rob Waugh
Daily Mail

Rumors are swirling that Twitter is going to shut down due to the censorship rules that governments are placing on them.

Twitter has announced plans to censor Tweets according to the laws in each user’s country, which it says will allow it respect “different ideas about the contours of freedom of expression.”

Users have reacted angrily to the restrictions, which they say amount to censorship.  As a result, rumors are spreading that Twitter will shut down on May 1st.

The official Twitter blog announced the censorship rules in a post called “Tweets Still Must Flow”.  That’s when the Twitter anger exploded.  Users are not happy with this and are vowing to abandon the service.

Twitter reportedly hopes that by announcing a shut down date, it will give governments time to come up with a solution that will allow freedom to once again reign on Twitter.

Twitter cited the example of France and Germany, where pro-Nazi statements are banned. Until now, the post said, Twitter was obliged to delete content that broke those laws on a global basis, so it would not be visible anywhere – even in countries where it was legal.

Content will be blocked in response to “a valid and properly scoped request from an authorized entity,” Twitter said on its support page.

When a Tweet is censored, a notice will appear reading: “This Tweet from @Username has been withheld in: Country.” Twitter also said it would collaborate with Chilling Effects, an independent online rights monitor, to make all of its take-down notices public.

Twitter Freedom Fighters are vowing to take on ALL governments and try to keep Twitter open.

This all began with the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), which made governments around the world believe that they can start regulating (controlling) the internet.  The Obama Administration is the strongest proponent of internet censorship.

“We believe that the President of the United States should be able to control the internet, both here and around the world,” said one White House insider.  ”The President knows what is best for all citizens on earth.”

“That’s just silly,” Twitter CEO Dick Costolo tweeted in response to the reports about Twitter shutting down, but sources close to people inside Twitter say that on May 1st, Twitter will be… done.   The Twitter King is not happy about it:

“Until governments agree to keep their hands off the internet and Twitter, we will go dark,” said a source close to someone at Twitter.

Get your last Tweets in…  at least they got their star on Hollywood Boulevard.

HOLLYWOOD -  Lindsay Lohan tweeted Chris Brown asking to meet.  They did. And now they’re a couple.

The other day Lindsay Lohan tweeted to Chris Brown: “@chrisbrown wanna meet?”  It happened right after LiLo tweeted “@ChrisBrown killed it” after his VMA performance.

Chris Brown retweeted Lindsay’s tweets… and they met and according to sources close to both start – they had a wild couple of nights.

“Chris is in love.  If you asked him who’d he fall in love with a few weeks ago, he would never have come up with Lindsay, but he’s fallen hard for her.  Real hard,” said Brown’s manager.

Lindsay Lohan recently dropped her last name, so she’s officially just – Lindsay.  Chris Brown is still Chris Brown.  But their publicists said to call them”Chris and Lindsay” when writing about them as a couple.  Lindsay wanted it to be “Lindsay and Chris” but Brown didn’t like that.

Several friends close to Lindsay asked her if she were afraid that Brown’s anger might rear it’s head again.  Lohan reportedly said, “I hope so.  I love an aggressive man.

Lindsay might not be happy with rumors that Chris still wants to be with Rihanna.  Especially because this picture was taken of Chris and Rihanna just a few weeks ago.

But, WWN wishes “Chris and Lindsay” well.   We’re sure they’ll be having a baby together soon.

Here’s a song Lindsay loves:

NEW YORK, NY – Anthony Weiner has finally made his wife’s boss, Hillary Clinton, happy.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has said she would have to think “long and hard” if she were ever to take Weiner back into her fold.

But on Friday – Weiner pleased Hillary.

Forget his wife — Anthony Weiner’s biggest problem with his recovery has been trying to please Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The horndog ex-House member from Queens told his friends the hard part of his “recovery” from “sex addcition” is getting his wife’s boss to believe he’s through with sending crotch shots to young women.

“My problem is that I have three women I have to convince that I’m cured: Huma, her mother — and Hillary,” Weiner, 46, told a friend recently.

Hillary has proved to be the toughest.  Hillary has never liked “Weiner” and many insiders close to Clinton said that they could never see her taking in Weiner again.

Hillary saw graphic photo of Weiner’s private parts and “was not impressed” said insiders.

“She hates Weiner.  She hates everything about Weiner,” said Hillary aide, Jonathan Mondell, “and she loves Huma.  Hillary spends all her time with Huma and there’s just no room for Weiner.”

Weiner’s humiliated, pregnant wife, Huma Abedin, a top aide to Clinton, has distanced herself from Weiner in recent weeks.  She has gotten much closer to Hillary.

But there is progress… Weiner spent several hours with Hillary on Friday.  Insiders said that Hillary feels Weiner may be a changed man.  “It’s the first time in a long time that a Weiner has pleased Hillary.”

NEW YORK – Anthony Weiner’s wife had enough.  She’s filed for divorce from the former Congressman.

Huma is done with Weiner.  It’s over.

Huma, who is in the early stages of pregnancy with the couple’s first child, has been seen infrequently since she returned from a trip to Africa with Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

She returned just before the Democrat announced his decision to quit his Brooklyn-Queens seat in the House after six terms. It was also reported that she had decided to try to make their marriage work.

Huma’s family “is going to be watching her like a hawk,” the source said, “like she’s under a microscope.”

There was no immediate confirmation from the State Department of Abedin’s plans to take time off from work.  But sources inside the Huma Camp have confirmed that’s she’s through with Weiner.

“She wants out,” said one insider.

The NY Post reported yesterday that Weiner, once considered a front-runner to be the next mayor of New York, is going into rehab.

“It’s going to be something a bit intense,” said a House Democrat who remains in contact with him. During his agonizing final days in office, Weiner spoke regularly with a small group of congressional colleagues.

The Post also reported that Weiner is trying to remain a local political kingmaker by influencing who will receive the Democratic nomination in the special election, expected to take place on Sept. 13, for his former seat.

Some Queens Democrats in contact with County Chairman Rep. Joe Crowley said he isn’t taking Weiner’s efforts seriously, but is merely trying to humor his former colleague.

The source who disclosed Huma’s plans to divorce Weiner said his efforts to choose his successor, like his being spotted buying a bouquet of flowers for her, are “his lame attempts to deflect all of the negative publicity” he’s garnered since the sexting scandal broke.

reported first by Jennifer Gould Keil, NY Post

WWN EXCLUSIVE – Anthony Weiner resigned from the House of Representatives via Twitter at 2:00 PM EDT.

The official tweet preceded the press conference which started at 2:17 PM EDT.

After folding beneath the mounting pressure from high-ranking Democratic officials, Weiner called House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi late last night to inform her of his decision.

Earlier in the week, Pelosi called for an ethics investigation into charges that Weiner had shared racy online exchanges with at least six women.

Weiner came to his decision after a three-hour discussion with his wife Huma Abedin upon her return from a work-related trip with Hillary Rodham Clinton. There is no word as to whether Clinton had any influence on what is being billed “a family decision.”

Weiner tweeted his resignation and followed it up with a press conference from Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn with Abedin by his side (back in their apartment). It is the same location where he announced his candidacy for New York City Council almost twenty years ago.

NEW YORK – Representative Anthony Weiner’s unborn child was conceived online.

Alexandra Sklanski, Weiner’s former campaign manager, confirmed that Weiner and his wife Huma Abedin are expecting a child early next year.

Somewhat more shocking is the revelation that Weiner and Abedin’s child is the first successful virtual pregnancy. The couple had been participating in an exclusive online conception program for over a year. A few weeks ago, they learned that Abedin had actually become pregnant.

Most medical professionals deem the controversial cyber-sex technology, which enforces a strict regimen of prescribed postings, experimental.

Yuri Valdivia, the head of research at Fertilización Virtual Cubano, which developed the conception technology, declined to give specifics of the couple’s pregnancy. Valdivia would not clarify whether she was impregnated by the company’s Twitter or Facebook platform.

Valdivia explained, “I can tell you that they used both Twitter and Facebook in their efforts to conceive a child. They’re consummate professionals, and took their efforts at parenthood very seriously. I’m not at liberty to share the details, but I can tell you they were very dedicated participants. If anyone was going to get pregnant online, it was this couple. I’m very happy for them.”

HOLLYWOOD – The women in the Anthony Weiner text scandal have signed with Bravo for a reality show.

Bravo announced today that they have signed the 6 women at the center of the Anthony Weiner scandal to a 12 episode reality show entitled – Weiner House.  The show will have all six women, plus other women close to Weiner,  living in the same luxury condominium in the Georgetown section of Washington.

The Weiner Women will be vying to meet Congressman Weiner in person – as they also meet and tweet other famous Washington celebrities.  “It’s Big Brother meets The Real Housewives of DC meets The Real World meets Debbie Does DC,” said Jill Markenson of Bravo.

Rep. Anthony Weiner has declined to be in the show.  But if, and when he resigns, he said he will appear in the show only if he receives at least $1 million per episode.  Bravo agreed to that fee, if and only if, Weiner includes one junk shot in every episode.  Deal.

Kirsten Powers, a Fox News Contributor and former Weiner girlfriend, has agreed to be in the Weiner House.

Living in Kirsten’s room will be porn star, Ginger Lee – a big Weiner fan.

Also in negotiations to be in Weiner House are Hillary Clinton and Weiner’s wife, Huma Abedin.

Advertisers are already lining up for the show – Jockey underwear, Cialis, Extenze, Little Caesars and YFrog have all signed on.

Weiner will not have sexual relations with any  of the women on the show – but he will tweet them round the clock.  Expect to see a lot of Weiner boxer brief close-ups – from all different angles.

NEW YORK – Embattled Congressman Anthony Weiner has signed a deal to be the new spokesman for Viagra.

Anthony Weiner is finally giving in – having realized his days as a Congressman are coming to a close and that he will never be Mayor of New York City.  All because of a the “junk shot seen round the world.”

After a long night of briefings with his staff, Weiner has decided to capitalize on his crotch close-up – “turn it into a real money shot.”

“I can say with certitude that this has had a negative effect on my family and my job, the one New Yorkers thought they sent me here to do.  I must look to the future.  And that future is… Viagra.”

Weiner was quick to point out that he has never used Viagra in the past.  “I do not have ED and I have been told I am  a  – stud-monster.  Ask my 21-year-old friends.  They haven’t seen one picture of me in which I wasn’t erect.”

Weiner will be no longer be talking about the National Debt, Jobs or the War in Afghanistan.  He will be talking about “when the moment is right” for Viagra.

He turned down Cialis  and Levitra because – “who needs an erection to last more than four hours?” – even though his photo erection has lasted over a week now.

Weiner said that Viagra isn’t just for Erectile Dysfunction.  “Viagra also helps blood flow in the body, which includes blood flow in the brain.  I think I could use a little help in that department.”

“I take Viagra.  Not for my penis, but for my brain.”

Maybe they are one in the same…

WWN’s Elsa Akesson had previously reported on Brett Favre’s deal with Viagra and Cialis.

PORT TENNANT SWANSEA, UK – An overly imaginative 20 something thinks that a house  looks like Hitler

Charli Dickenson, 22, recently tweeted about a house that resembles Adolph Hitler. When recently asked about her decision to post the picture of the racist house she was quoted with the following.

“I walk past the house all the time, but I had never noticed the Hitler likeness before. But then, at the weekend, I was in the car with my boyfriend and we were stuck in traffic and I just said to him, ‘That house looks like Hitler.’ We both laughed. I took a picture and posted it on Twitter.”

Hundreds of thousands of internet trolls have seen the image and claim that the slanted roof resembles Hitler’s quaff, the door lintel is his signature tiny moustache, and that the upper his eyes.

“My house doesn’t look like Hitler. That is the stupidest thing that I have ever heard. It is a house with a slanted roof. What kind of idiot sees Hitler in that!” exclaimed one of the owners of the house who happen to be an elderly Jewish couple that knows little about the internet and nothing about Twitter.

“I tend to agree with the owner that it does not look like Hitler. However, I do think that this house looks like Charlie Chaplin.”

Or maybe more like John Waters.

Or maybe more like John Waters with Charlie Chaplin’s hat.