Pakistani Taliban’s leader alive according to his twitter account.

NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama’s teleprompter has started its own blog. Millions are anxious to hear the voice behind the voice of the President of the United States.

BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a New Year’s telethon for pets in need, Tonya The World’s Fattest Cat had a falling out with co-host Ricky Gervais.