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TALIBAN LEADER ALIVE

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Pakistani Taliban’s leader alive according to his twitter account.

BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE

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NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.

OBAMA’S TELEPROMPTER BLOG

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WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama’s teleprompter has started its own blog. Millions are anxious to hear the voice behind the voice of the President of the United States.

BIGFOOT TWITTER HACKED

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BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim.

RICKY GERVAIS FATTY FEUD

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a New Year’s telethon for pets in need, Tonya The World’s Fattest Cat had a falling out with co-host Ricky Gervais.