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On March 19, 2011 the world will change as we know it.
Tag Archives: twilight
DAKOTA FANNING POSES FOR PLAYBOY
LOS ANGELES – Dakota Fanning, who turns 18 on February 23rd, 2012, has reportedly done a photo spread for Playboy!
“TWILIGHT” CAUSES BRAIN SEIZURES
PEORIA – The latest movie in the popular ‘Twilight’ franchise is reportedly triggering brain seizures in audiences across the country.
VAMPIRE KILLS RUSSIAN LIVESTOCK
NOVOSIBIRSK – A vampire has been killing millions of goats in Russia.
X-FILES TO GO GAY
LOS ANGELES – David Duchovny wants to make a third X-Files movie and wants to take it in a new direction. The X-Files is going gay!
STUDY: 1 IN 5 AMERICAN TEENS IS A VAMPIRE
A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.
KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY TEAM ALIEN
Bella may prefer Edward to Jacob, but when it comes to Kristen Stewart, she’s Team Alien all the way.
WAL-MART GANG
PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL – Gangs are springing up in Wal-Marts around the country, but shoppers continue to risk it in search of good deals.
CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. Holding a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”
BAT BOY LINES UP TO MEET ‘TWILIGHT’ STAR
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.
