WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Center for Disease Control has issued a warning: zombie turkeys are on the loose!
ATTACK OF THE TURKEYS!
After the turkey that President Obama was murdered, wild turkeys across the country have been on the attack.
After the turkey that President Obama was murdered, wild turkeys across the country have been on the attack.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Center for Disease Control has issued a warning: zombie turkeys are on the loose!