Tag Archives: turkey
ATTACK OF THE TURKEYS!
After the turkey that President Obama was murdered, wild turkeys across the country have been on the attack.
THE GOSPEL OF BARNABAS FOUND IN IRAN!
Iran’s Basij Press claims the Gospel of Barnabas, discovered in 2000, will cause the collapse worldwide of Christianity.
BLACK MAN COOKIES
There’s a new hot snack selling in Romania and Turkey – Black Man Cookies!
ZOMBIE TURKEYS
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Center for Disease Control has issued a warning: zombie turkeys are on the loose!
STUDY: FAT MEN BETTER IN BED
TURKEY – In a new study of sexual behavior, scientists have concluded definitively that fat men are better in bed.
FAT CAT DEBUTS TURBACONDUCKEN
STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.
BAT BOY GOBBLES TURKEY WHOLE
MARTINSBURG, WV – Bat Boy was spotted on a turkey farm celebrating Thanksgiving early.







