Tag Archives: TSA

SENATOR RAND PAUL ARRESTED!

By Frank Lake on January 23, 2012

Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul has reportedly been arrested by the Transportation Security Administration.

By Tap Vann on August 31, 2011

MIAMI – The TSA caught a man with snakes in a pants.

By Frank Lake on November 18, 2010

WASHINGTON – Amid protests, the TSA is not backing down. They have ordered all passengers to be groped at security checkpoints.

By Frank Lake on November 17, 2010

Check out this Taiwanese animation about the TSA and their plans to “touch your junk”.

By Frank Lake on November 16, 2010

WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.

By Frank Lake on November 11, 2010

WASHINGTON – Janet Napolitano announced today that, due to increased threats, all airline passengers will be strip-searched.

By Frank Lake on October 26, 2010

NAPLES – Cell phone guns are being used by the Mafia, and criminals, all around the world.

By Reginald Cunningham III on December 29, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC – New airline restrictions will soon be taking effect. Weekly World News has acquired a list of what to expect.