LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!

LIMA – Rabid vampire bats are swarming over Lima!

A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.

ROCKWOOD, TN – A Tennessee teenager is seeking help after he began crying blood!

WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. Holding a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”