Tag Archives: true blood
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
Residents of Chicago are dealing with a vampire infestation!
LIMA – Rabid vampire bats are swarming over Lima!
A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.
ROCKWOOD, TN – A Tennessee teenager is seeking help after he began crying blood!
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. Holding a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”