THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
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VAMPIRE BATS ATTACK PERU!
LIMA – Rabid vampire bats are swarming over Lima!
STUDY: 1 IN 5 AMERICAN TEENS IS A VAMPIRE
A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.
CRYING BLOOD
ROCKWOOD, TN – A Tennessee teenager is seeking help after he began crying blood!
CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. Holding a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”
