MALAYSIA -  A tour company is booking trips to Heaven.   It’s a trip of a lifetime – you don’t want to miss it!

HONOLULU — A California man got sucked into a Maui blow hole and died.

PANAMA CITY BEACH, FL– A crowd of bikini-clad tourists rioted at a Burger King!

KENTUCKY – Anticipating another “biblical” flood, Kentucky is building an ark for some of its elite citizens.

NEW YORK, NY – As a means of celebrating both Christmas and Britney’s recent success, the bat pair have done the unthinkable.