BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS!

ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. Elias Specialty Hospital. Bigfoot was taken to the hospital a …

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TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER!

WASHINGTON, DC – Today Donald Trump took the bold, daring step to send dragons, zombies and flying monkeys to the border. “We need to protect …

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HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER!

Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled to be back in P’Lod’s arms and, as always, is …

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IT’S BADGER MILKING SEASON!

Autumn is here and so is Britain’s annual badger cull.  While cattle and sheep may be Britain’s most common farm animals, badgers have been domesticated …

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BONOBO GIVES BIRTH TO HUMAN BABY!

NAPLES, Italy – In a historic first, a bonobo gave birth to a human baby!  Carla and Angelo Cornetto used the bonobo as a surrogate …

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RED PILL CREATURE WOMAN CAPTURED!

BLUEFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA: A father and son, Joseph and Bailey Davidson, were deer hunting yesterday when they were startled by a gnarly creature devouring their …

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TOOTH FAIRY CAPTURED!

A world-renowned physicist who claims to have captured the tooth fairy is keeping the glittering, glowing, blue-tinged and apparently very wealthy creature locked in a …

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JUUL SCRAPS PLAN FOR INFANT VAPE LINE

Buckling to growing consumer anger, Juul Labs has ceased production of its “Mother’s Bounty” line of flavored Vape products targeted to infants and toddlers in …

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