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ZOMBIE VERSUS KIDS
TOKYO – A group of Japanese children are convinced a zombie is attacking their home… so they fight back!
JAPANESE CITIZENS BECOME ANIMATED
TOKYO – A number of Japanese citizens have become afflicted with what can only be described as a reanimation.
ALIENS USING KOTA TOYS TO DESTROY EARTH
TOKYO, JAPAN – Just days before Christmas, evidence has been found that exposes an alien plot to destroy the Earth and enslave mankind – using toys!
JAPANESE RESTAURANT HIRES TINY BIGFOOT BUSBOY
TOKYO, JAPAN – Following reports this week of a Japanese restaurant employing a staff of monkey waiters, Shibuya hideaway, DaiDai, has announced the recent hire of the world’s tiniest Bigfoot!
Alien Sitcoms are Worse than Ours
“The show has every worn-out cliché you’ve seen on TV a million times,” declares linguist Barry Malford of San Diego
