BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS!

ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. Elias Specialty Hospital. Bigfoot was taken to the hospital a …

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ED ANGER: DAVID LETTERMAN = DAVID BITTERMAN!

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I never much cared for that David Letterman fellow, and not just because his show is on way past my bedtime. But I think he’s finally lost it!

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PALIN SPENDS COLUMBUS DAY ON WITCH HUNT

WASILLA, AK – Representatives from the McCain Campaign have confirmed that Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, will spend the Columbus Day holiday on a witch hunt.

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