2011: RECORD YEAR FOR SOULS SOLD TO DEVIL

According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.

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HILLARY CLINTON TO CHALLENGE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT

WASHINGTON, DC –  Sources close to Hillary Clinton say  she will announce her run for President.

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TIGER WOODS WINS MALL PUTTING TOURNAMENT!

LOS ANGELES – Tiger Woods has finally won another golf tournament.  He’s the best mall putter in the world!

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