Tag Archives: Tiger Woods
LINDSEY VONN PREGNANT WITH TIGER WOODS’ BABY
Lindsey Vonn announced today that she is dating Tiger Woods. WWN has learned that she is pregnant as well.
TIGER BACK WITH ELIN
ORLANDO – The Saga of Tiger and Elin gets weirder. Exactly one year after the “incident”, they are getting back together.
OBAMA AND TIGER WOODS PARTY IN MIAMI!
President Obama played golf Sunday with Tiger Woods and then the two men went out and had a wild night in Miami.
TIGER CURSED
Tiger Woods lost (again) at the U.S. Open. This time he blamed his loss on a voodoo curse his ex-wife placed on him.
OBAMA TO PLAY IN MASTERS
President Barack Obama has agreed to play in the final two rounds of the Masters.
2011: RECORD YEAR FOR SOULS SOLD TO DEVIL
According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.
HILLARY CLINTON TO CHALLENGE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce a run for President in 2012.
TIGER WOODS WINS MALL PUTTING TOURNAMENT!
LOS ANGELES – Tiger Woods has finally won another golf tournament. He’s the best mall putter in the world!
TIGER HIRES MISTRESS AS NEW CADDY
ORLAND, FL – Tiger Woods quickly replaced his caddy. He hired former mistress – Jamie Jungers.
TIGER WOODS ENGAGED!
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL – Tiger Woods announced that he is getting married again. His new bride? Rachel Uchitel.










