According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce a run for President in 2012.

LOS ANGELES – Tiger Woods has finally won another golf tournament. He’s the best mall putter in the world!

ORLAND, FL – Tiger Woods quickly replaced his caddy. He hired former mistress – Jamie Jungers.

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL – Tiger Woods announced that he is getting married again. His new bride? Rachel Uchitel.

LOS ANGELES – Tiger Woods held a press conference to tell the golf world he would not be making an announcement.

JACKSONVILLE, FL — IMG, the sports management agency representing Tiger Woods for the last 12 years – has dumped him!

JUPITER ISLAND – Tiger Woods is finally moving into his dream compound!

LA JOLLA, CA – Controversial new rules aim to transform golf into a real sport.

ORLANDO – The Saga of Tiger and Elin gets weirder. Exactly one year after the “incident”, they are getting back together.