SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Snooki was on the boardwalk when Irene hit. She was blown away!

NEW YORK – Jionni LaValle popped the question at Distict 36 in NYC and the Jersey Shore star said “Pickles!”

The Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere earned monster ratings – a 19.6 rating among adults ages 18-49 and a projected 118 million viewers overall – shattering all TV records.

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.

LONDON – England was rocked today after learning that Prince William had an affair with Jersey Shore’s Snooki last summer!

EGG HARBOR – Several women saw a man fall from the sky on the Jersey Shore. They got a situation.

NEW YORK, NY – The Situation is taking over Mike Sorrentino’s life!

DOWN SOUTH – Our worst nightmares have come true and a new show is being made in the likeness of the Jersey Shore!

WAYNE, NJ – New Jersey Housewives are out-of-control. The war is on. They’re going to the mattresses!

SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Sharks celebrates the new season of Shark Week on the Jersey Shore.