NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy has stepped aside as the Bachelor – opening the door for someone else!

OSAKA- Robot girlfriends are on sale now in Japan. Buy two for the price of one!

LOS ANGELES, CA – This year’s The Bachelor had the pleasure of having the biggest scandal ever. Last night all the women came together and told us how they really felt!

WASHINGTON, DC – It has been leaked that President Obama selected his next Supreme Court appointee.