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FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors had planned to attack Earth this Saturday, but the doomsday invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
MADOFF SPENDS HANNUKAH WITH ALIEN
PALM SPRINGS, FL – Continuing a terrible holiday season, Bernard Madoff was banned from Hanukkah celebrations with his family, causing him to spend the first day with an unlikely Jew – The Alien!
HANNITY & ALIEN?
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News Channel is considering a radical replacement for Alan Colmes’ departure.
