NEW YORK, NY – With the economy continuing its roller-coaster ride this week, retailers are expecting a different type of crowd.

STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.

MARTINSBURG, WV – Bat Boy was spotted on a turkey farm celebrating Thanksgiving early.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following scathing reviews for his long overdue album Chinese Democracy, Axl Rose made a call to his former therapist.