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ATTACK OF THE TURKEYS!
After the turkey that President Obama was murdered, wild turkeys across the country have been on the attack.
TUNA BOY
NEW JERSEY – A rare mutation happened to Fred Alan on the way to his Thanksgiving feast. His head turned into a Tuna!
ZOMBIE TURKEYS
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Center for Disease Control has issued a warning: zombie turkeys are on the loose!
BAT BOY BALLOON
NEW YORK – Bat Boy fans, take to the streets! The mutant’s balloon has been removed from the Macy’s Day Parade!
ALIENS BUY UP BLACK FRIDAY DEALS
NEW YORK, NY – With the economy continuing its roller-coaster ride this week, retailers are expecting a different type of crowd.
FAT CAT DEBUTS TURBACONDUCKEN
STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.
BAT BOY GOBBLES TURKEY WHOLE
MARTINSBURG, WV – Bat Boy was spotted on a turkey farm celebrating Thanksgiving early.
PhD APE AXES AXL’S PROBLEMS
LOS ANGELES, CA – Following scathing reviews for his long overdue album Chinese Democracy, Axl Rose made a call to his former therapist.
