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MEXICAN CANTINA TO BE BUILT AT THE ALAMO
SAN ANTONIO, TX – A city panel cleared the way for construction of a Mexican cantina at The Alamo.
ATTACK OF THE TERROR BABIES!
LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!
COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS: NOTRE DAME #1
TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2010 preseason coaches’ poll.
KILLER COWS CROSS INTO KANSAS
BOURBON COUNTY – Killer Cows, first discovered in South Texas last year, ambled into Kansas today. Local residents are frightened.
OBAMA RELEASES SECOND CHUPACABRA INTO TEXAS
BREAKING – The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.
EGG WITH CROSS ON IT
BURLESON, TX – A farmer and his wife made a holy discovery underneath one of their chickens!
EARTH’S TWIN FOUND
HOUSTON, TX – Amazed scientists have discovered two new planets 1,300 light-years away, and one of them is the exact twin of Earth in every detail.
CARL LANDRY SHOT IN LEG
UPDATE: Carl Landry of the Houston Rockets was shot in the leg early this morning during a failed robbery. Was the same leprechaun from Plaxico Burress’ injury involved?
BUSH PARDONS MANIGATOR
CRAWFORD, TX – Bush Administration officials have announced the latest recipient of a Presidential pardon.
PICKENS TEAMS WITH ALIEN ENERGY
HOUSTON, TX – Billionaire energy mogul T. Boone Pickens has announced a revolutionary alien technology as the next step in the campaign for US energy independence.
