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By Tap Vann on August 8, 2011

NEW YORK – Tapes released by Caroline Kennedy reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon B Johnson was the mastermind behind JFK’s assassination.

By Frank Lake on August 5, 2011

TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.

By Frank Lake on May 14, 2011

SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!

By Tap Vann on April 22, 2011

Texas Governor Rick Perry ordered all Texans to pray for rain as firefighters try to contain wildfires across the state.

By Tap Vann on April 21, 2011

TEXAS – A massive swarm of killer bees attacked several towns in Southern Texas, killing over two hundred people.

By Frank Lake on April 10, 2011

DALLAS – Texas is raising it’s speed limit to 100 mph!

By Tap Vann on March 22, 2011

HOUSTON – There’s a new trend in the Christian community – Pole-Dancing for the Lord.

By Tap Vann on March 18, 2011

IRVING, TX – Feral hogs are attacking people in this town. Thirty-seven dead – so far.

By Frank Lake on December 9, 2010

CUT-N-SHOOT, TX – Texas man kills world’s largest pig – 1,800 pounds!

By Frank Lake on September 17, 2010

HALIFAX – Tiny cows are being bred to be slider meat.