Tag Archives: texas

WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT

By Tap Vann on May 12, 2012

DALLAS, TX – Dionne Washington claims to have the biggest butt in the world.

By Frank Lake on March 30, 2012

The corpse blew a casket!

By Frank Lake on November 15, 2011

HOUSTON – President Obama is dismantling the U.S. Space Program, but NASA is in desperate need of astronauts.

By Frank Lake on November 1, 2011

AUSTIN, TX — The state of Texas celebrates donkeys, but their official policy on wild donkeys is – shoot to kill!

By Tap Vann on October 3, 2011

DALLAS — Crazy, biting ants invade by the millions – and kill by the hundreds!

By Frank Lake on August 21, 2011

DALLAS – Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a bronze statue of a nude Selena Gomez and her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber.

By Frank Lake on August 19, 2011

DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.

By Hideaki Tailor on August 9, 2011

NEW YORK – Sources say tapes released reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon Johnson was also the mastermind behind RFK’s assassination.

By Tap Vann on August 8, 2011

NEW YORK – Tapes released by Caroline Kennedy reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon B Johnson was the mastermind behind JFK’s assassination.

By Frank Lake on August 5, 2011

TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.