DALLAS, TX – Dionne Washington claims to have the biggest butt in the world.

HOUSTON – President Obama is dismantling the U.S. Space Program, but NASA is in desperate need of astronauts.

AUSTIN, TX — The state of Texas celebrates donkeys, but their official policy on wild donkeys is – shoot to kill!

DALLAS — Crazy, biting ants invade by the millions – and kill by the hundreds!

​DALLAS – Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a bronze statue of a nude Selena Gomez and her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber.

DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.

NEW YORK – Sources say tapes released reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon Johnson was also the mastermind behind RFK’s assassination.

NEW YORK – Tapes released by Caroline Kennedy reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon B Johnson was the mastermind behind JFK’s assassination.

TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.

SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!