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DALLAS — Crazy, biting ants invade by the millions – and kill by the hundreds!
A UFO flew across Texas last week. The aliens were from Planet Zeeba!
DALLAS, TX – Dionne Washington claims to have the biggest butt in the world.
ELFORD, Texas – For eons, scientists and philosophers have tried to uncover the secret of the universe. Last week, Jimmy Gallagher, 7, learned what it was.
After the re-election of Barack Obama, 20 states have declared they will secede from the union.
The corpse blew a casket!
HOUSTON – President Obama is dismantling the U.S. Space Program, but NASA is in desperate need of astronauts.
DALLAS – Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a bronze statue of a nude Selena Gomez and her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber.
DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.