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KILLER SNAILS IN TEXAS!
African land snails are attacking thousands of Texans!
7-YEAR OLD SOLVES SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE
ELFORD, Texas – For eons, scientists and philosophers have tried to uncover the secret of the universe. Last week, Jimmy Gallagher, 7, learned what it was.
20 STATES TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION!
After the re-election of Barack Obama, 20 states have declared they will secede from the union.
WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT
DALLAS, TX – Dionne Washington claims to have the biggest butt in the world.
DEAD BODY EXPLODES IN FUNERAL HOME
The corpse blew a casket!
HELP WANTED: NASA NEEDS ASTRONAUTS!
HOUSTON – President Obama is dismantling the U.S. Space Program, but NASA is in desperate need of astronauts.
TEXAS CRAZY ANTS ATTACK!
DALLAS — Crazy, biting ants invade by the millions – and kill by the hundreds!
SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER – NUDE!!
DALLAS – Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a bronze statue of a nude Selena Gomez and her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber.
RICK PERRY IS FAKING HIS TWANG!
DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.
JACKIE KENNEDY: LYNDON JOHNSON GOT BOBBY, TOO!
NEW YORK – Sources say tapes released reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon Johnson was also the mastermind behind RFK’s assassination.
