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OBAMA LIP-SYNCED INAUGURAL ADDRESS
WWN has learned that President Obama lip-synced his inaugural address.
ED ANGER SAYS, “I’M SICK OF CHINA!”
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
ED ANGER SAYS, “HEALTH CARE MAKES ME SICK!”
I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!
ED ANGER SAYS, “LET IT SNOW!”
Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington is covered in the stuff!
ED ANGER SAYS, “TALK TO THE HAND!”
I’m madder than Helen Keller at a silent movie!
ED ANGER SAYS, “BEWARE THE CORPSE-MEN!”
I’m madder than a zombie with a hole in his skull!
ED ANGER SAYS: “GO, ALITO, GO!”
That Judge Alito guy is my new hero!
ED ANGER: “OBAMA SEEKS SHE-MALE!”
I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!
ED ANGER SAYS: “IT’S BUSH’S FAULT!”
I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
ED ANGER SAYS: “BAH HUMBUG!”
I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!
