I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! I’ve heard about that affirmative action stuff but this is crazy!

I’m madder than a geisha in a tanning bed!

So the Commies lost two out of three big votes last night!

I’m madder than the catcher at a javelin meet!

I’m madder than a rabid guide dog! So now it turns out the Communist-in-Chief is fighting with that blind guy in New York.

I’ve been feeling pretty low these days, watching this great country of mine go down the eco-friendly toilet like a dirty wad of scratchy recycled toilet paper!

I’m madder than a schoolmarm with a worm in her apple!

I’m madder than a sick old coot with a rusty bedpan! You can make fun all you want, but those “Death Panels” are no joke!

I’m madder than a three-legged dog at a fire hydrant!

I’m madder a cow with a burned behind!