Here’s one my grandson told me: “What’s the difference between Jesus and Obama? Jesus knew how to build a cabinet!”

Teleprompter Jesus obviously doesn’t know his butt from his elbow and it’s only Day 50.

I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!

I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!