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TED STEVENS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT CLOSED

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ANCHORAGE, AK – Ted Stevens International Airport closed this weekend due to volcanic ash. Former Senator Ted Stevens believes it’s all part of a liberal conspiracy.

PhD APE AXES AXL’S PROBLEMS

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Following scathing reviews for his long overdue album Chinese Democracy, Axl Rose made a call to his former therapist.

PhD APE VISITS TED STEVENS

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WASHINGTON, DC – Phd Ape had more work to do after the Alaska Senate race finally ended yesterday.