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I’m madder than a wino at a Mormon wedding! That stupid “Beer Summit” was a crazy joke!
I’m madder than a Klingon at a peace rally! Now, I don’t much follow that Star Track show, but my grandson puts it on when his mom drops him off before her bingo.
I’m madder than a tomcat in a puppy mill! I hear the Communist-in-Chief got a new dog – and it’s already signed a deal to write a book!
I’m pig biting mad about Teddy Kennedy getting knighted by the Queen! Can you believe it? Now we’ll have to call that bloated old fraud “Sir”! “Sir Slab of Lard,” maybe.
I’m madder than Sirhan Sirhan at a parole hearing about all these damn Kennedys!
I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention over that Inauguration.
Ladies and gentlemen, that was the worst Inauguration I ever saw, and I was at the one where Eleanor Roosevelt wore a low cut ball gown and they ran out of eyewash.