WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.

HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus hinted over the weekend that she will marry her “dear friend,” Anna Oliver.

Men across the country are now getting The Charlie Sheen Tattoo. And… they’re winning!

LOS ANGELES – BREAKING NEWS: Brandy has a new tattoo!

WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning response to the passing of Ricardo Montalban, Barack Obama has announced last-minute changes to his upcoming inauguration.