DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.

WASHINGTON, DC – Republican Olympia Snowe has voted in favor of Health Care reform. The GOP is charging she was seduced by Al Franken.

WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!