NEW YORK – As Manhattan prosecutors move to drop sexual assault charges, Dominique Strauss-Kahn was released from house arrest.

BENTONVILLE, Ark., — A Wal-Mart executive insists the company paid off several Supreme Court Justices.

WASHINGTON, DC – The Supreme Court of the United States ordered California to release all its inmates!

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama delivered his State of the Union address last night. To make sure his message went across, he used mind control techniques.

WASHINGTON, DC – Senator Lindsey Graham has voted in favor of Judge Sonia Sotomayor. Republicans fear he has been replaced by a pod person.

WASHINGTON, DC – It has been leaked that President Obama selected his next Supreme Court appointee.