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		<title>TABLOID INSPIRED POEMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tap Vann</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VANCOUVER - Vancouver poet Shannon Stewart shares a first glimpse of her tabloid inspired poems.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&amp;blog=5758908&amp;post=7409&amp;subd=weeklyworldnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:left;">VANCOUVER &#8211; Vancouver poet Shannon Stewart shares a first glimpse of her tabloid inspired poems.<span id="more-7409"></span></p>
<p>While standing in line at the supermarket many shoppers are intrigued by the eye-catching covers of the Weekly World News. In fact, one special shopper was so inspired by the craft and editorial of the tabloid that she began to write her own poetic “tabloid tales”.</p>
<p>With an MFA in Creative Writing, Shannon took her tales to a whole new level and is releasing her latest book Penny Dreadful. “Penny Dreadfuls were popular, cheaply produced 19th century magazines filled with brutal and sensationalist tales. Shannon revisits their grisly spirit through a series of meditations that examine the media’s obsession for luridness, be it tabloids or “respectable” newspapers.”</p>
<p>“Fable-like, ribald, and packing a powerful anti-puritanical punch, Penny Dreadful furnishes us with unsentimental X-rays of the contemporary world and its terrors.” The terrors and breaking headlines from the Weekly World News have truly inspired a remarkable poet.  Here is a first glimpse at Shannon’s inspired poems.</p>
<p>Stay tuned for more tabloid tales!</p>
<p>SUPERMARKET LOBSTERS ESCAPE TANK &amp; TERRORIZE SHOPPERS</p>
<p>What place is this?  The sea<br />
around them is dead, served<br />
up on beds of ice.  Fish eyes<br />
goggle under fluorescents,<br />
shelled shrimp a mountain<br />
of pink.</p>
<p>Who  dreams such iniquity?<br />
Smoked, skewered, shucked,<br />
filets of gutted flesh spread<br />
for viewing.  Alone, alive,<br />
the lobsters plot revenge,<br />
surreptitiously pluck<br />
at the blue rubber bands<br />
wrapped around  their claws.</p>
<p>Grip and crush, grip and crush,<br />
a plan of action forms  in the<br />
saline tank.  Swimmerets pummel<br />
shells in anticipation, long stalks<br />
of antenna sniff  beyond the glass<br />
for the perfect moment.</p>
<p>They know the weak spots.<br />
Digits, ankles, the toddler<br />
left unattended in aisle 2.<br />
Bibs and finger bowls filled<br />
with lemon are shunned<br />
for the greater muck<br />
of terror.  Only blood<br />
will do.</p>
<p>CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL WWN ARTICLE:</p>
<p><a class="alignleft" title="Google Books" href="http://books.google.com/books?id=2fMDAAAAMBAJ&amp;printsec=frontcover&amp;dq=weekly+world+news&amp;source=gbs_summary_r&amp;cad=0_2#PPA29,M1" target="_blank">http://books.google.com/books?id=2fMDAAAAMBAJ&amp;printsec=frontcover&amp;dq=weekly+world+news&amp;source=gbs_summary_r&amp;cad=0_2#PPA29,M1</a></p>
<p>BUY SHANNON’S BOOK, Penny Dreadful:</p>
<p><a class="alignleft" title="Penny Dreadful" href="http://www.vehiculepress.com/cgi-bin/dbman2/db.cgi?%3E%3E%20db=default&amp;uid=default&amp;view_records=View%%3E%3E%202BRecords&amp;ISBN=978-1-55065-245-1" target="_blank">http://www.vehiculepress.com/cgi-bin/dbman2/db.cgi?%3E%3E%20db=default&amp;uid=default&amp;view_records=View%%3E%3E%202BRecords&amp;ISBN=978-1-55065-245-1</a></p>
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