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“Left Eye” Saves Debate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – John McCain received support from a most unlikely source today.

WIth his popularity slipping in the polls. his running mate pounded by Katie Couric, and internet rumors that a stroke has caused laziness in his left eye, McCain was visited by the apparition of former TLC singer Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes.

FATFOOT!

The elusive backwoods creatures are hooked on junk food and have become dangerously overweight!