Coffee, sex and blowing your nose increase the risk of of stroke, say researchers in the Netherlands.

HOLLYWOOD – Kirk Douglas made a surprise appearance at the Oscars last night and announced that he is endorsing Vita Coco – 100% natural coconut water.

LOS ANGELES – Bret Michaels asked Kristi Gibson to marry him on the season finale of “Bret Michaels: Life as I Know It.”

ENGLAND – A young boy has gotten a second chance at a normal life thanks to a duckling!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – John McCain received support from a most unlikely source today.

WIth his popularity slipping in the polls. his running mate pounded by Katie Couric, and internet rumors that a stroke has caused laziness in his left eye, McCain was visited by the apparition of former TLC singer Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes.

The elusive backwoods creatures are hooked on junk food and have become dangerously overweight!