HOUSTON – There’s a new trend in the Christian community – Pole-Dancing for the Lord.

NEW YORK – Sexy stripper moves can kill!

Rhinebeck, NY – Bill Clinton threw a wild bachelor party last night for his future son-in-law, Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea Clinton wasn’t happy.

LINCOLN, NE – The Gideons have expanded their hotel distribution system. In addition to bibles, they will now be placing a stripper in every hotel room.