PALO ALTO, CA – WWN has learned that Apple has created a special tombstone for Steve Jobs.

RIP. Steve Jobs. 1955-2011.

Badoo, a social networking site used mostly by non-Americans, asked it’s users to rate the world’s coolest nation. America is #1!

CUPERTINO, CA — Steve Jobs announced he is building a new headquarters that will also double as a spaceship.

PALO ALTO, CA – It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!

CUPERTINO, CA – Apple launched its iPad 2 this morning and then announced that the iPad 3 will be available at the end of the year.

WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.

HONG KONG – While Apple struggles to improve the iPhone 4, Chinese developers have released the iPhone 8.

NEW YORK, NY – Teens are facing an epidemic – there might be one culprit behind it all!

CUPERTINO, CA – Steve Jobs “freedom from porn” statement caused a firestorm in the tech world, so he created the iPorn.