NEW YORK – Forbes released its list of the best colleges in America. The University of New Jersey is #1.

LAS VEGAS — Physicist Stephen Hawking has signed on to be a judge at the 2011 Miss USA Pageant next month.

BELFAST – Irish filmmaker, George Clarke, spots a time traveler using a mobile phone in an old Charlie Chaplin film.

NEW YORK, NY – Stephen Hawking has proposed another new shocking theory!

NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.

LONDON – A British scientists has laid down his warnings when it comes to alien contact!

PHOENIX, AZ – With his presidential bid seen as lost, John McCain is putting a Flux Capacitor on the Straight Talk Express. It appears that the GOP is resorting to time travel to secure the election.