UFO PHIL TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT?
UFO Phil announced today he has been granted authority to assume the job of President without waiting for the November election.
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UFO Phil announced today he has been granted authority to assume the job of President without waiting for the November election.
I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!
NEW YORK, NY – Statue of Liberty to be shut down due to lack of interest.
NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th. Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.
I’m madder than a camel with a leaky hump about our new Communist-in-Chief giving his first interview to an ARAB TV channel!