I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

NEW YORK, NY – Statue of Liberty to be shut down due to lack of interest.

NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th. Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.

I’m madder than a camel with a leaky hump about our new Communist-in-Chief giving his first interview to an ARAB TV channel!